When you come to the course, there are certain things you should look for. One of those is my bib number—2490. (It's also helpful to know that if you want to track me via the texting.) The second important thing to look for is my outfit:
On Sunday, I'll actually be wearing these things, so imagine me in the clothes. If you're unsure of what you're looking at, here's the lowdown:
Sunglasses: Helpful for keeping sun out of your eyes. Also saves spectators from your evil glare when they use cowbells.
Singlet: Will be combined with band-aids and Body Glide to prevent unwanted chafing.
Shorts: They're red. They're short. It's a runner's thing. Get over it.
Shoes: Weights for the end of your legs. Makes the last 6 miles seem even longer.
Socks: Keeps your toes in line and blister free.
Watch: For what?
Pace Band: Because I didn't have any place for my TI-86 Graphing Calculator.
Got it? Good.
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